This is a picture of the man who has won the "World's Hottest Dad" contest 75 years in a row. You might think this is an accomplishment, but he is actually the one who started the competition and nobody else ever enters, so each year he just wins by default.

This is a picture of Danny DeVito holding a pistol. This is a very powerful image for a few reasons. The first one is that this image is proof of Danny's ability to do basic human tasks such as picking things up, holding said things, and moving his limbs. The second reason is because Danny DeVito has always been the closest thing on earth to a god, but he hadn't realized it up until the moment that this image was captured. Now that Mr. DeVito has realized his powers, nobody is safe. Your best bet is to keep running until he inevitably finds you.