My name is Tennessee Paluska. I am renowned as the worlds best Fat Ape handeler. I was born in Salem, Oregon, and currently live there. I'm also taller than the majority of People here.

I have transported fat apes across the world for years now, and hope to continue my job as their personal trainer. I've been around the world, searching for exotic Monkeys, hoping to one day find the elusive "Fat Mega Ape".