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Since this page has no other purpose than to direct you, the user, to other content on this page, this is where my wierd, sarcastic side will show the most, and where all the useless random facts will live.

Random Fact #1: Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on

Random Fact #2: It's illegal to spit on the sidewalk in Norfolk, Virginia

Random Fact #3: The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day

Random Fact #4: Termites have been known to eat food twice as fast when heavy metal music is playing

Random Fact #5: Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump.'

Random Fact #6: Yo-yos were used as weapons by warriors in the Philippines in the 16th century.

Random Fact #7: In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.

Random Fact #8: The record for fastest manmade object is a manhole cover launched by a nuclear bomb. A high-speed camera recording the lid only caught one frame of it moving, meaning it was traveling over 125,000 miles per hour.

Random Fact #9: Flies jump backwards during takeoff.

Random Fact #10: Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

Random Fact #11: 0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.

Random Fact #12: Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).

Random Fact #13: In Jasmine, Saskatchewan, it is illegal for a cow to moo within 300 km of a private home.

Random Fact #14:In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.

Random Fact #15: Golf is the only sport played on the moon – on 6 February 1971 Alan Shepard hit a golf ball.

Random Fact #16: Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Random Fact #17: It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down.